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Driving Jarvis Ham by Jim Bob

London musician and author Jim Bob is best known for being a singer with Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine, with whom he released fourteen top forty singles and seven albums, four of which appeared in the top ten of the UK album charts and one that reached number one.

And I LOVED him back then (and told him so when I met him at the HarperCollins Summer Party a few days ago). And ‘Driving Jarvis Ham’ is his second novel.

The fact is that as my reading-for-me-time has been reduced, I find that I have less tolerance. If I’m not enjoying a book I’ll happily stop and move on to the next. So, if I’d hated this novel, I’d have kept quiet, sobbed a little bit and then chosen another from my towering to-be-read pile. BUT I devoured ‘Driving Jarvis Ham’ in a weekend, that says everything:

“Meet Jarvis Ham: tea-room assistant, diarist, lift-cadger, Princess Di fan, secret alcoholic, and relentless seeker of fame. Jarvis may be an all-round irritant, but he’s harmless, and deep down, you know, he’s got a heart of gold. Hasn’t he?

As his oldest (and only) friend reflects on his life with Jarvis Ham – infatuations, questionable hairstyles, home-made charity singles, reality TV auditions, paedophile alerts at the local swimming baths – he wonders what it would have been like if they had never met. But what are you going to do? He’s a mate.

‘Driving Jarvis Ham’ is a novel for anyone who has ever found themself looking across at a childhood friend, and wondering why they still know them.”

Quirky (in format, fonts and content), truly funny with a dash of uncomfortable thrown in, this novel begins with the very perfect line, ‘Would you drink a pint of your own piss?’. And from that moment ‘Driving Jarvis Ham’ offers a tribute to childhood friendship, with a ‘healthy’ obsession with Princess Diana and a talentless wannabe thrown in. The narrative is absolutely and genuinely funny, with a darkness that is both engaging and refreshing.

I highly and absolutely recommend this novel to you. I have a strong feeling this will be in my top 5 books of this year.

And, dear blog friends, I’ve a copy of ‘Driving Jarvis Ham’ to give away. Simply leave a ‘please pick me’ comment by 3 pm (GMT) July 13, then I’ll pop all names in a mug and ask a small child to select a winner. This competition is open to all.

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20 Comments

  • Posted July 8, 2012 at 8:31 pm | Permalink

    Me please *both hands in the air like I just don’t care*

  • Posted July 8, 2012 at 8:32 pm | Permalink

    Please pick. I want it ever so!

  • Russell Barker
    Posted July 8, 2012 at 8:35 pm | Permalink

    Pick me please!!

  • Peter M
    Posted July 8, 2012 at 10:34 pm | Permalink

    please pick me!

  • Sylv 666
    Posted July 8, 2012 at 10:36 pm | Permalink

    Please pick me!

  • rebecca griffiths
    Posted July 8, 2012 at 10:37 pm | Permalink

    please pick me as im going to see him at leeds on november 9th. thank you. xx

  • tim USM
    Posted July 8, 2012 at 10:40 pm | Permalink

    Please pick me pretty please!

  • Andy Campbell
    Posted July 8, 2012 at 10:41 pm | Permalink

    me! me! me! {holds right up straight, supports with left, bounces frantically on the chair, gurns for Team GB}

  • Chris C
    Posted July 8, 2012 at 10:47 pm | Permalink

    Pick me please!!!

  • Posted July 8, 2012 at 10:47 pm | Permalink

    *stretches arm as high as possible* Ooh, ooh, pick me, pick me. Please miss, me miss!

  • Jo Carroll
    Posted July 9, 2012 at 7:45 am | Permalink

    Me please, me please. Pleeeeeease.

  • Posted July 9, 2012 at 11:38 am | Permalink

    Pick me please! Can’t buy books this year but have wanted to read this since trying the Kindle sample. A giveaway copy will mean I can read this before January 1st 2013.

  • Posted July 9, 2012 at 4:17 pm | Permalink

    Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

  • Posted July 9, 2012 at 5:01 pm | Permalink

    Waves hand in the air from the big GC! Me, Miss.

  • Trish
    Posted July 9, 2012 at 5:50 pm | Permalink

    Pick me! this sounds like a great read! xx

  • Posted July 9, 2012 at 8:59 pm | Permalink

    Sounds like fun - so pick me, please!

  • Posted July 10, 2012 at 5:37 pm | Permalink

    Ooooooooh, me me me! This sounds wonderful. If I don’t win a copy, I will be sure to pick up a copy anyways. Tra la laaa!

  • Carol
    Posted July 24, 2012 at 10:35 pm | Permalink

    Damn it…totally missed this competition but I tell you what…after reading what you had to say I’m sold! Going to go and download it now!

    C x

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