Naked cooking?

AGA Rangemaster recently commissioned some research (through the Next Big Thing/One Poll) into the habits of men and women in the kitchen. 3000 independent respondents took part.

The results are somewhat interesting…

“70% of women say that they do the majority of cooking in the home, while only half this number of men agree – a mere 35% of men, when asked the same question, claim that the woman does most of the cooking. But, given a smart range cooker to play with, the man in the household is 7% more inclined cook.

When it comes to international cuisine, men are proven to be more adventurous cooks: 42% cook Indian and 30% favour Chinese recipes, whereas women are far more likely to cook traditional English (80%) or Italian (75%) dishes.

When it comes to extra-culinary activities, 50% more men than women will admit to having sex in their kitchen.

The UK is a nation of budding Naked Chefs – men strip off to their underwear to cook twice as often as women do (27% vs. 13%), or even cook completely in the nude (13% vs. 6%).”

Clearly I am blogging these statistics simply because they have really amused (if not, confused) me.

I don’t cook. I mean, I really can’t recall the last time I did. I think I tricked G into thinking that I was a domestic goddess by cooking for him on our second date, but little did he know (at the that time) that I can only cook one dish (Lasagne, in case you wondered). I really don’t like being in the kitchen.

So I am in the minority 30% of those who don’t do the majority of cooking at home. And clearly you can see that I am avoiding the other percentages… I mean, what can I say? Apparently men are more adventurous and more likely to prance around with their bits hanging loose. Naked cooking, I mean, really? What am I missing? Don’t you burn your bits?

Discuss? (I’m going to regret this, aren’t I?)


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  1. notSupermum October 14, 2010 at 8:51 pm #

    I do all the cooking in our house….but then there are no naked, dancing men in the kitchen either, but if you know any who’d like to cook me a meal, send ‘em round. Please.

    • Caroline Smailes October 14, 2010 at 8:55 pm #

      Oh, we SO need to find you a naked chef (and you want a dancing one too? Sigh, you are fussy!) If one happens to be reading this, please shout out… x

      • notSupermum October 15, 2010 at 9:21 am #

        Okay, you’ve started something now! After reading all of the comments you simply *must* set up a matchmaking service. Go on, you’d be good at it :-)

  2. Elliott October 14, 2010 at 8:54 pm #

    Can confess yes I have done the naked cooking thing… am a secret naturist. Never burnt my bits yet!

    E

    • Caroline Smailes October 14, 2010 at 8:59 pm #

      Not so secret now, E :) Can you dance and have you met notSupermum? x

      • Elliott October 15, 2010 at 10:04 am #

        Haven’t met notSupermum…. yet ;-)

        Dancing - not really my thing - suppose if I got hot oil in the wrong place I could dance pretty good.

        E

  3. Sean October 14, 2010 at 9:05 pm #

    I think I made a mistake by cooking bacon the time I tried it! Eek :-p

    • Caroline Smailes October 14, 2010 at 9:06 pm #

      Ouch! At least it wasn’t sausages… x

      • Sean October 14, 2010 at 9:08 pm #

        Well it certainly made me dance a bit! Hehe

  4. Jon_B October 14, 2010 at 9:05 pm #

    I sometimes cook bacon sandwiches in my dressing gown at the weekends - that is racy enough for me!

  5. Anna May October 14, 2010 at 9:05 pm #

    Sadly it’s only sausages that sizzle in my kitchen…….

    Anna May x

    • Caroline Smailes October 14, 2010 at 9:53 pm #

      I am so reading that comment in not the way it was supposed to be read… maybe :) x

  6. trousers October 14, 2010 at 9:49 pm #

    I do ALL the cooking at my place (unless you count takeaways).

    Yes, I have done some of those other things you mention. I am in the 27%, and perhaps very occasionally, the 13%.

    There, I’ve said it now.

    • Caroline Smailes October 14, 2010 at 9:56 pm #

      Bless you, my boy, for being so honest! I am resisting saying oh so much (you really must be amazed with my restraint!)… however, can you dance? And have you met notSupermum? :) x

      • trousers October 14, 2010 at 10:10 pm #

        Yes, I’m amazed with your restraint :)
        Can I dance? Sometimes…have I met notSupermum? I don’t think so!

        • Caroline Smailes October 15, 2010 at 8:03 am #

          You dance too! Oh, I do hope that all the single ladies (and yes I sang that lyric whilst typing) are reading this x

        • Caroline Smailes October 15, 2010 at 9:02 am #

          ps - So when are you inviting us all around for dinner? :)

          • trousers October 15, 2010 at 5:54 pm #

            When I’m fully clothed!

  7. XS143 October 15, 2010 at 7:49 am #

    *giggling* great post and some funny comments… never knew you were such a match maker! LOL although i do have to agree with notSupermum… a man who can not only cook but do so while naked and dancing and looking good… is there such a thing? or is it yet another mythical creature? LOL I do all the cooking in our house although the child does occasionally play nice. I no longer do naked cooking as I have no curtains in half the downstairs windows and my house is open plan - and open viewing to the neighbours.. :) although naked cooking is generally a midnight (2am) snack thing rather than normal dinner time thing.. :) otherwise the family would be running screaming every night.. LOL

    • Caroline Smailes October 15, 2010 at 9:06 am #

      I so want to be cupid! But now you have upped the demands of notSupermum! Naked chef, dancer AND good looking! Have you met Trousers? :) You are beautiful, so your naked cooking should win you many a fan! x

  8. Beth October 15, 2010 at 8:47 am #

    D apparently tried cooking naked once. He was frying something in the frying pan.

    Apparently hot oil really, really burns.

    He does not do it any more!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Caroline Smailes October 15, 2010 at 9:04 am #

      It’s one of those things that seems like a good idea, but I just can’t see how it’s sexy. I’m really REALLY trying, but toad in the hole is feeling less yummy and more funny, by the minute. Perhaps it’s my age… x

  9. Justine October 15, 2010 at 9:14 am #

    You wait ages for a naked cooking blog to arrive and then two show up in a week…

    http://www.rachelwilkerson.com/2010/10/14/pumpkin-chili-recipe-cooking-naked/

    I do most of the cooking at my house and definitely NOT naked. However, my husband walks around in the nuddy all the time. Luckily we’re not overlooked, but I’m sure that wouldn’t stop him if we were…

    So I’m sure he’s cooked his excellent Sunday brunch in the buff more than once.

    • Caroline Smailes October 15, 2010 at 9:18 am #

      Ah, but, you’re wearing an apron… now that makes sense AND you look stunning! It’s the ‘bits flapping about whilst frying’ that I find amusing. So is wearing an apron still being naked? Oooooh…. the intellectual debates that we’re having on my blog today :)

      Thanks so much for your ace comment x

  10. Justine October 15, 2010 at 9:25 am #

    Oh Lordy, no, that’s not me - I didn’t mean to imply that it was! I mean, if I could rock that look then I definitely would, but sadly, this is just the author of a blog I follow… not me. (I would love to look that good!)

    But is wearing an apron whilst cooking naked still being naked? Hmmm. I’d say a qualified yes - if you can see bits that should otherwise be unseen in public, then it’s naked to me…

    • Elliott October 15, 2010 at 10:09 am #

      Justine - I agree on the apron still counting as “naked cooking” but surely whether you can “see bits that should otherwise be unseen in public” depends on where you and the chef (or chefette) are standing?

      ;-)

      E

      • Justine October 15, 2010 at 10:22 am #

        Ooo - very good point! perhaps we could also add ‘or are revealed when bending, reaching, etc…’

        • Caroline Smailes October 15, 2010 at 11:20 am #

          Oh lord! Don’t start witht he ‘bending over’ images. My innocent mind is in CHAOS! x

    • Caroline Smailes October 15, 2010 at 10:11 am #

      Ah! I am sure that you look delicious too! Ooooh, I love your take on nakedness. For me being nude is being completely natural (no make up and no contact lenses and no apron), but I am very literal kind of girl! I reckon I could do naked-under-an-apron though, but I def can’t do cooking. SO that’ll make me a naked-none-chef! Hooray.

  11. Jess October 15, 2010 at 10:02 am #

    I can’t say I’ve ever cooked in the nude. But I’m also one of those women who happily accepts that her man does most of the cooking.

    Ben cooks most evenings because he’s home before me. If he has to go out and I have to cook I always make an awful mess or completely forget, which means I get into trouble! I’m happy to leave it to him.

    • Caroline Smailes October 15, 2010 at 10:12 am #

      I’m with you. Having a man who cooks is a gift from the gods. When I attempt to cook I forget that I am attempting to cook, as I am so easily distracted (which also explains why I am on here and not editing!). Glad to have met another in the minority x

  12. Spacefritter October 15, 2010 at 10:12 am #

    Talking of aprons, did anyone see Nigella’s fur apron last night?

    No naked cooking in this house, I can’t bear the thought of finding hair of ANY kind in my food. ;-)

    *Off to search ebay for surgical scrubs*

    • Caroline Smailes October 15, 2010 at 10:17 am #

      Oh you have made me giggle! A fur apron? There is so much that is inappropriate, but yet I still want to say it! Can you get me some surgical scrubs too? :)

  13. Ruth October 15, 2010 at 10:40 am #

    My husband does all of the cooking in our house. He’s a great cook and enjoys it (and I enjoy eating it). I’ve never seen him cook naked!! Surely there would be a bit of a danger in cooking naked with certain foods - anything that spatters! Ooh, doesn’t bear thinking about.

    Great blog post!

    • Caroline Smailes October 15, 2010 at 11:29 am #

      You know, I think that tonight you should ask him to cook naked… :)

  14. Rebecca October 15, 2010 at 11:14 am #

    No-one would be allowed to cook naked in my kitchen without having a full body wax first. So it’s doubtful that it will ever happen, ha ha! I agree with Spacefritter about finding hair in food. Eww!

    Of course there are certain people (insert person of choice) that I’d make an exception for but I doubt there would be much cooking going on if they were striding around my house naked. *evil cackle*

    • Caroline Smailes October 15, 2010 at 11:32 am #

      Oh Rebecca… now that is a whole new question (and blog post). Top 3 people you would most like to have cook your tea in the nudey… ha! x

  15. Elliott October 15, 2010 at 11:27 am #

    Rebbecca - hahahahaha! The right food gives you lots of energy though! ;-)

    E

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