What’s your favourite food?
Is that a joke question?
OK. Then what did you have for breakfast?
Are you my fucking counsellor?
What’s your favourite colour?
That depends on the thing that it is on. You see if we’re talking about flowers, then it’s red. On a car, silver. On a door, green. On clothes, it’s black. On eyes, it’s blue. No simple answer. Nothing is ever simple.
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What are you doing?
Watchin oot me window and am smoking me cigar.
Are you married?
Ne auld lasses divvent dee it for me.
Do you have any kids?
Ho ho ho.
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What are you doing?
I’m havin me fifth tin of beer with me mate and me missus.
What’s the weather like?
Raining an fuckin cold.
Are you wearing shoes?
Aye broon slip ons.